Halfling Grand Flummoxer

Once in many, many years a seasoned alchemist becomes capable of feats unheard of except from old tales. He regularly hypnotizes entire towns with his performances, as even the most stoic and focused individuals can't help but get lost in the cacophony of sound and light. His motivations are shrouded in mystery and speculation as he is never seen speaking in public. ...Is he simply a recluse? Does he think he is so much better than everyone else? Is he even a halfling? The doubts are put to rest when halfling lands are invaded -- he is on the battlefield defending his breathen, raining down barrages of firebombs and causing great chaos among the enemy ranks.

Information

Attacks (damage × count)

	staff melee	4 × 3 impact
	burning sleeves melee	16 × 1 fire
	large missile ranged	8 × 4 fire	magical
	sylph's kiss ranged	3 × 3 fire	stun magical

Resistances

	blade	-30%			pierce	-20%
	impact	-20%			fire	0%
	cold	0%			arcane	20%